Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
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Today at the Disney Store
Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman: This is ridiculous.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.
it genuinely baffles me that men don’t want women in positions of power because “they’re slaves to their hormones/emotions” and yet one of the first lines of defence when it comes to rape cases tends to be “it’s hardly his fault look at what she was wearing how could we expect him to control himself”
Gee, it’s almost as if misogyny isn’t based in logic.
DEAR SWEET GOD
I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:
AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED
GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER
this belongs in the beginning of the second deathnote opening
Etsy’s Trying to Fix Tech’s Women Problem. Why Aren’t You?
The first step is, throw out the hoodie-wearing boy-genius and build a new archetype.
aries (top) and pisces (bottom) fighting
Zodiac on Halloween
Aries: EXCUSE YOU I'M NOT TO OLD TO GO TRICK OR TREATING YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Taurus: Hey kid I'll give you money for your candy??????
Gemini: CANDY CANDY CANDY agkdbgsrjnvdfjbddykb!!!!!!!!
Cancer: Look at my delicious homemade candy.
Leo: Bow down peasant I am your supreme overlord.
Virgo: Ugh I hate people who are dressed up your like 90 and in a batman costume stupid fuck.
Libra: I FEEL SO PRETTY OH SO PRETTY!!!!!!!!!
Scorpio: Only if your black eyeliner was as black as my soul.
Sagittarius: I'm gonna scare the shit out these kids right now te he.
Capricorn: VANISH YOU LITTLE SHITS OFF MY PROPERTY!!!!!!!!
Aquarius: This bitch gonna die she gave me a fucking apple???? ON HALLOWEEN WTF IS WRONG WITH HER!!?!??!???!?
Pisces: Oh I can't wait to give out all of Cancer's homemade candy *giggles*.
my math teacher: *pulls out dollar bill* how much is this worth?
teacher: *folds bill in half* how much is this worth now?
teacher: *folds bill in half again* how much is it worth now?
teacher: what about if I crumple it up and throw it on the ground? Will someone pass by it and say, "Ooh, a dollar, but I won't pick it up because it's all crumpled and dirty"?
students: No, because it's still worth a dollar.
teacher: Exactly. No matter how much a human goes through or how much they do, they're still worth the life of a human.